SPACE TIME CONTINUUM VACUUM CLEANER

by Lodged Turd & the Toilet Hands

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Written and recorded Sunday October 26th, 2014. Some kinks were worked out on the 27th and 28th and finalized on the 29th in time for spooky nights out on the town. Leave it at home. Only one candy a day now.

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released 30 October 2014

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Track Name: Space Terror Of Genoa
Space terror of Genoa
Bigger than a scary boa
Gotta get away so I'll row a
Boat but I don't know how
Track Name: Polarity
In the hallway of mirrors
I saw a little elf
It ran to me and asked

For a run in return
To balance the universe
For each polar opposite

I ran in both directions
Down the hallway of mirrors
Where everything seemed tilted and not

“You do not know the universe”
suggested the little elf
Who told me then to jump

I appeared in a meadow
Though I didn't see myself
He suggested I was there in his magic

How can you know the universe
With those beady little eyes?

Only from within
He said to mean
And vanished
Track Name: Coblong's Paper Dispenser's Plug
There's a rock growing on my shirt
Tampa Bay's Morning Month Market
I'm 1000 years old and friendly
Little baby boy dancing on a box

A dog running through the grass
There's inspiration if I ever saw it
But I don't because I'm blind to all this
Shove a guitar deep between your thighs
Track Name: The Delayed Pleasure Of Castration
That dang old floppy won't quit
And it's making me feel ill
I've got a bag fill of toilet juice
But that won't last me the night

I saw a bird on the window sill
Getting ready for a flight
What do you, oh little bird?
My bag of toilet juice, all right

And that dang old floppy
Floppy and wobbly, plastered in the dirt
I roasted a can of nuts that night
And, oh mother, did that hurt
Track Name: Danglinger's Infinite "Up" Elevator Came Down
It started in the park
A quarter after dark
From the corner of a bark
of a tree/dog

A guy fell from the sky
I didn't know why
It was dark and I
Had a piece of pie

He said he was from up there
I didn't really care
I dared him to a dare
At the fair

He went back to the sky
I barely miss that guy
But he gave me a balloon
And said "come visit soon"
Track Name: Alpacaliptica
In the hallway of mirrors
I saw a little elf
It ran to me and asked

For a run in return
To balance the universe
For each polar opposite

I ran in both directions
Down the hallway of mirrors
Where everything seemed tilted and not

“You do not know the universe”
suggested the little elf
Who told me then to jump

I appeared in a meadow
Though I didn't see myself
He suggested I was there in his magic

How can you know the universe
With those beady little eyes?

Only from within
He said to me



I was there in the midst of the madness
Trumpets galore, the sound deafening to my ears
Then came the horsemen stampeding from the mount
And along with them came the plagues

I sat in my house, it was quiet and still
Hardly a pittance of rain on the glass
Then the vegetables did arise and speak
They told me to go forth and leave them to rot

They were venomous and so I ran
And I ran until my legs gave way underneath
I Collapsed there deep in the wood
Where the Lepatoos dare only creep

And creeped they did all around
Until I was surrounded by them to such degree
I could see nothing but their greasy black hair
And yellow eyes indifferent to the world

They tried to sell me insurance
And investment certificates
Of which I utterly refused.
Track Name: I Can Feel One (A Monkey) Coming Soon
Creamed off in childhood
Ultra-Aesthetic
Personified Detachment
Gettin' in a nose pick

Cauliflower on the table
Sagging nape unstable
A tickle that went on sale
For a dollar you'll be unable

White chocolate, sugar and milk
Wormies poopin' out their silk
Third stage of transition
Demographics on a mission

If a monkey couldn't do it
I have no faith in you
Maybe I'll wait around for a monkey
I can feel one coming soon...