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I was there in the midst of the madness
Trumpets galore, the sound deafening to my ears
Then came the horsemen stampeding from the mount
And along with them came the plagues

I sat in my house, it was quiet and still
Hardly a pittance of rain on the glass
Then the vegetables did arise and speak
They told me to go forth and leave them to rot

They were venomous and so I ran
And I ran until my legs gave way underneath
I Collapsed there deep in the wood
Where the LEPA²s dare only creep

And creeped they did all around
Until I was surrounded by them to such degree
I could see nothing but their greasy black hair
And yellow eyes indifferent to the world

They tried to sell me insurance
And investment certificates
Of which I utterly refused.

LEPA = lawyers, employers, police, and accountants

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from SPACE TIME CONTINUUM VACUUM CLEANER, released October 30, 2014

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Lodged Turd & the Toilet Hands Manitoba

Choc-o-prog-o-dog-o-rock duo from Winnipeg and Brandon. Sounds like a little bit surreal experimental pop mixed with progrock and punk rock.

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